The Weak Hands Manifesto

Eth hits $325: "Damn, that's a nice gain from the bottom, but I learned my lesson from last time when I lost all that money, I'm staying clear of crypto for good. Let those idiots see what it's like to lose 70% of their money LOL. Gonna get my popcorn ready."

Eth $650 – "Shit, I could have doubled my money if I got in at 325… oh well this can't go on forever, it will surely crash back down soon and you can't time the market of course. A bunch of my friends are buying in, I kinda feel sorry for them. Dave said he went 'all in'. Dave is such an asshole, can't wait to see him shut up about crypto real quick when this bottoms out."

Eth $1k – "Ugh I really shoulda gotten in at $325. Even if I got in at $650 I'd be doing amazing right now. But this is where I bought in at last time and I can't afford to lose 70% again. Can't buy at the top again. Besides, there are so many shitcoins and my dad says it's all a scam. Dave won't shut up about how great that Lasik surgery he just got was. Fucking Dave"

Eth $2,500 – "Smart contracts are an absolute game-changer with endless applications across the world. Vitalik is the Steve Jobs of our generation. Sure I could have 9x'ed if I got in at $325 but when Eth hits $15k like reddit man said it would I'll be so rich and it won't matter. Putting my savings into crypto again! this will be different because I know much more about crypto now, I also picked up some BCH because Roger Ver is very good looking and you gotta diversify. John McAFee 2020! Lmao. Jesus Christ, another instagram post from Dave in Santorini? It feels like that guy is always on vacation."

ETH $1,300 – FUCK I can't believe this happened again. This is such a bubble. I need to get out before it goes even lower, I can't afford to lose any more. Time to sell. Dave says to ride it out, but thats easy for him to say, he got in at 325."

ETH $1,000 – I learned my lesson from last time when I lost all that money, I'm staying clear of crypto for good. Let those idiots see what it's like to lose 70% of their money LOL. Gonna get my popcorn ready.

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